JD Vance's Couch soy wax wood wick candle

What does JD Vance's Couch smell like? No, not like THAT. More like misogyny and a little disappointment. It is very awkward in social settings. 

Did you know that patchouli is our most requested scent? We combined patchouli with other nostalgia-inducing essential oils to create a blend that smells like your childhood memories, playing in your grandparents' basement. 

This candle contains 100% soy wax, a wood wick for a soothing crackle while it burns, and essential oils for a clean, nontoxic burning experience that lasts over 40 hours. We hand poured this candle into a white metal tin. 

Never leave a burning candle unattended. Keep out of reach of children and pets. Trim wick to 1/4" before burning. Do not burn in a drafty area or near objects that could catch fire. Place on a steady, level surface. Do not burn for more than 4 hours. For best results, burn until there is a 1" deep melt pool all the way across the candle, usually 3-4 hours; this is especially important the first time you burn the candle. 

Featured essential oils: 

• cedarwood
• patchouli
• cinnamon
• clove
• frankincense

A portion of proceeds will be donated to the American Civil Liberties Union, or ACLU.